Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Post #305: Mommy's First Rant

Why the HELL does everything have to be super baby covered in sugar peas and bright pink cute? There has to be a market for the mom-to-be like me that can't actually stand this crap. You can't join a forum, look at a website or even go shopping without being assaulted by shining happy cheerleaders that just can't wait for you to pop out your own pixie dust spreading and unicorn riding child!

Boo.

I just want something plain, not really frilly --- wait, why do I have to buy pink, blue, green, yellow or brown? What do you mean you don't offer a receiving blanket with tribal patterns?

*sigh*